That was ass nigga you got a 13 foot long lava lamp just sitting in the middle of yo room boy and yo ass be using that shit as a stripper pole nigga fuck is you talkin bout nigga Nope nigga you got a blue summer sky scented premium yankee candle sitting on yo night stand boy because the smell helps you have lucid dreams nigga you weird as fuck That was ass nigga you got a Wilson NFL Super Grip Football just sitting in yo garage boy cuz yo great grandfather played on the Washington Redskins back in the old days boy you ugly as fuck That's why you had to buy a Clear point Elite 0.7millimeter mechanical pencil starter kit because yo best friend stole yo Number 2 pencil during the EOC exams boy you stupid as fuck Yup nigga and that's why you bought a digital alarm clock with wooden electronic LED time display just so you could wake up in case you have a nightmare nigga you dumb as fuck boy
#Wake up nigga gotta get the cake up professional
Yeah nigga that's why yo phone died in chemistry class boy and you tried to charge it with a professional 5-pin USB MIDI cable and it made yo phone get frost bite boy you dumb as fuck
#Wake up nigga gotta get the cake up series
That's was ass boy that's why yo 65 inch crystal UHD series samsung Smart TV malfunctions whenever someone steps on yo balcony boy you dumb as fuck stop talkin nigga Yup nigga and that's why yo Acer Aspire 5 Slim Laptop shuts down whenever you get the hick-ups boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin to me That was ass nigga that's why whenever you lose a match of brawlhalla you sneeze in one of yo amazon basics kids storage organizer bins boy you nasty as fuck That's why yo ass got LED Lights in yo Toshiba Microwave boy and yo ass be barbecuing jello in that shit with sprinkles on top boy you ugly as fuck That was ass nigga you made a clone of yourself using a easythread digital mini 3D printer boy just so you could use him to complete the easteregg on the Moon map on Black Ops 3 Zombies nigga you ugly as shit
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